Damien St John
Sam FM have put me & Jules in charge of a breakfast show but it could have all been so different.
Had it not been for a horrific knee injury at the age of nine I would have no doubt gone on to play for Chelsea FC. Instead, I spent the summer listening to the radio and that felt like a much less physical way to make money.
Briefly, before begging my way into radio, I appeared on GamesMaster wearing a Beavis & Butthead t-shirt and somehow won a Golden Joystick - but no, you won't find the footage on YouTube so you'll have to trust me.
I've been lucky enough to work in some truly glamorous locations including Leicester, Cardiff, Guernsey and a little place called London. Do you know it?
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