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Sam FM - Your One-Liners

Sam FM groucho marxHere at Sam FM we’re famed for two things:

1) Being in charge - we don't take requests

2) The funny one liners

And here at Sam we are constantly inundated with 2 things...

1) Your requests

2) Your suggestions of funny one liners.

Now there is NO way that we are going to play your requests ... BUT we might use your jokes.

Tell us a joke below in the facebook box for everyone else to have a laugh, or at least give some of us something to read while on the toilet. It can be topical or just a great one-liner, just make it funny. 

You may even get to hear some of them on-air.

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