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Star Wars one-liners and jokes
We're famous for our one-liners so to celebrate Star Wars Day (May the 4th Be With You) and May the Sith two days later, we want to hear your Star Wars related one-liners.
Whether they're puns, one-liners or a good old fashioned joke, we want to hear them.
The Darth-fter the better.
Here are our efforts, can you beat them?
- Did you see the episode with the pirate droid? It's name was Arrrgghhh! 2-D2
- We couldn’t make it to the Star Wars press conference the other week, so we sent a Wookie reporter instead.
- Doctors make the best Jedi. Why? Because a Jedi must have patience.
Leave yours in the comments box below, go on, Han's waiting...
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