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Star Wars one-liners and jokes

star wars jokes ouns one-liners han soloWe're famous for our one-liners so to celebrate Star Wars Day (May the 4th Be With You) and May the Sith two days later, we want to hear your Star Wars related one-liners.

Whether they're puns, one-liners or a good old fashioned joke, we want to hear them.

The Darth-fter the better.

Here are our efforts, can you beat them?

  • Did you see the episode with the pirate droid? It's name was Arrrgghhh! 2-D2
  • We couldn’t make it to the Star Wars press conference the other week, so we sent a Wookie reporter instead.
  • Doctors make the best Jedi. Why? Because a Jedi must have patience.

Leave yours in the comments box below, go on, Han's waiting...

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